There is something very wrong!! It is 7PM and it is 94 degrees at my house!! That is so wrong!! pant..pant..pant!!
My yard looks great and I feel great knowing it looks great. Isn't that just great?!
Can you tell the heat gets to my brain too?
I visited a person to sign him up for Paratransit today and he had three baby kittens. Two black and one grey. All have blue eyes and ready to give away!! They are half Siamese and half horny neighbor cat!! Help me say no!! I LOVE kittens, but Punkin would pack her bags and leave if I brought home a sister or brother!!
To top things off I just recieved the new " Foster and Smith " cat catalog!! Now I want to get one of those $300.00 cat condos to put in the window for Punkin and a new kitten to play in! WHAT DID I JUST SAY?? New kitten? NO!!! Help me!!
It's the heat, I know it is!!
Ok, here's a funny for ya!!
The old outhouse
Ma was in the kitchen fiddlin around when she hollers out.... "Pa!
You need to go out an fix the outhouse!" Pa replies,
"There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back,
"Yes there is, now git out there an fix it."
So......Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back,
"Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!" Ma replies,
"Stick yur head in the hole!" Pa yells back,
"I ain't stickin my head in that hole!" Ma says,
"Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back,
"Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!" Ma hollers back,
"Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
"Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies,
"Hurts, don't it?!"
Now why did I think of Joe's grandad when I posted this???