Me: "I'm sorry but I can't come in today. My doctor says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma."
My Boss: "Anal Glaucoma? What's that?"
Me: "I just can't see my ass coming to work!"
Well maybe it won't work, but it sure is tempting sometimes.
I just feel like playing hooky!! But....being the responsible person that I am I will push myself to work with my anal glaucoma. (My boss's husband reads my blog). :-}
Y'all have a great Tuesday!!