During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. (When I'm there it will be more)heeheeheehee
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)EEEEEEYYYUUUUU
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. (I don't want to know how they got there)!!
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!(gulp)
Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. (good grief)
Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. (I am going to quit shaking hands when I interview job applicants)!!
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. (just HOW did they get into my house)?
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. (Hmmm)
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. (Gee, is that all)? (And they say Diesel fumes are bad for ya)!
HAVE A GREAT DAY...
...and wash your hands!
