Monday, August 09, 2004

HOT!!

There is something very wrong!! It is 7PM and it is 94 degrees at my house!! That is so wrong!! pant..pant..pant!!
My yard looks great and I feel great knowing it looks great. Isn't that just great?!
Can you tell the heat gets to my brain too?
I visited a person to sign him up for Paratransit today and he had three baby kittens. Two black and one grey. All have blue eyes and ready to give away!! They are half Siamese and half horny neighbor cat!! Help me say no!! I LOVE kittens, but Punkin would pack her bags and leave if I brought home a sister or brother!!
To top things off I just recieved the new " Foster and Smith " cat catalog!! Now I want to get one of those $300.00 cat condos to put in the window for Punkin and a new kitten to play in! WHAT DID I JUST SAY?? New kitten? NO!!! Help me!!
It's the heat, I know it is!!

Ok, here's a funny for ya!!
The old outhouse
Ma was in the kitchen fiddlin around when she hollers out.... "Pa!
You need to go out an fix the outhouse!" Pa replies,
"There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back,
"Yes there is, now git out there an fix it."
So......Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back,
"Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!" Ma replies,
"Stick yur head in the hole!" Pa yells back,
"I ain't stickin my head in that hole!" Ma says,
"Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back,
"Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!" Ma hollers back,
"Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
"Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies,
"Hurts, don't it?!"

Now why did I think of Joe's grandad when I posted this???

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anyways Blogger, this helped. Keep it up, I'll be back.

Anonymous said...

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The site I have is a work from home in the uk site. Its all about, need I say it, working from home. I think people should have the choice to build their own income instead of somebody else’s. Freedom of well being and all of that...anyway I was on your site looking for ways to help my business. I'm really looking for ways of building better rapport between recruits.

Anyways Blogger thanks for the great blog. I'll just have to carry on my search till I find what I'm looking for. Take care.

Anonymous said...

Greetings Blogger, you have a pretty cool blog here. I was searching for work from home directory. I just started my home business and you can see it at this link - work from home directory. Your post title caught my eye - HOT!!. I'm just looking for tips on how to be a better mentor. I know that’s not what you’re going on about in this post but I am trying to expand my vocabulary phrases so I can talk to many different personalities. I mean I have to talk to a lot of people and I need to be able to connect with everyone.

Anyways Blogger, this helped. Keep it up, I'll be back.

Anonymous said...

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My other site is a business from home opportunity uk work site. I recently decided to build my own income and I thought I searching for tips would help me become a better mentor.

Keep up the great work Blogger, I'll be back soon.

Anonymous said...

Why can't more sites be as good as yours!!! You see I am changing my life at the moment and I have decided to start a work at home job uk site. I am trying to get inspiration so I can become easier to talk to. You site has given me some ideas. I talk to a wide range of people and I need to relate to everyone I come across so thanks for your posts! The title 'HOT!!' caught my eye so I thought I'd post on this one. Cheers.

Anonymous said...

Greetings Blogger, you have a pretty cool blog here. I was searching for home based work in uk. I just started my home business and you can see it at this link - home based work in uk. Your post title caught my eye - HOT!!. I'm just looking for tips on how to be a better mentor. I know that’s not what you’re going on about in this post but I am trying to expand my vocabulary phrases so I can talk to many different personalities. I mean I have to talk to a lot of people and I need to be able to connect with everyone.

Anyways Blogger, this helped. Keep it up, I'll be back.